Have you heard about this thing named corona virus? Well guess what! Due to this virus we have to postpone this party. We have to take care of our beloved grannies, grandaddies, mommies, daddies, and all the ones with weaker immune systems. We have to make sure we don’t get infected so that we don’t infect them, and we have to make sure we don’t get infected and hospitalized so there’ll be enough space at the medical facilities for them if they do get infected. Therefore, sadly, we have to postpone this party. Don’t worry about the party. It’s not cancelled. We’ll pick another date, right after this corona thing has worn off a bit. It’ll be great, like make-up-sex!
Also we are forced to move up the pre-orders to Monday March 23.